marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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