You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
COCAINE IS GR8
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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