Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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