Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
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also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
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She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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