Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
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i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
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I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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