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Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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