Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
Randomize
