I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
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went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
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i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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