You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
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My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
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We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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