Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
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I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
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I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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