wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
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Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
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I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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