You're a womanizer and a bitch.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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