Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
