we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
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Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
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Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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