So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
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Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
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i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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