SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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