dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
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he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
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Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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