I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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