sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
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dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
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Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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