BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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