Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
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you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
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You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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