What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
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The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
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I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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