I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
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She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
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Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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