She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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