who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
operation have a gay friend backfired
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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