Where is the hickey?
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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