brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
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Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
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I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
How does one acquire holy water?
We're too hungover to prance.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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