if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
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don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
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Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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