Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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