Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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