question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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