but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
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Don't EVER smell your tampon
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
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He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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