And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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