Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
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do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
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We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
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