okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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