I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
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