did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
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we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
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Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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