Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
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we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
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She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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