"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
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the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
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But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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