whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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