You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
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We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
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And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
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