he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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