I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
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What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
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I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
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