No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
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I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
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Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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