Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
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i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
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Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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