Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
