you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
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this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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