Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
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lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
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Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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