I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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