Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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