Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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