no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
So much rum. So many feels.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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